Okay its 12;30 in the night. I am planning to steal Ariana Grande’s bag. She had two big dummies as guards. They were literally asleep. I walked into her penthouse and saw a giant platinum TV. I found her bag lying on her giant cinema reclining couch seats. i brought it home and what i found is shocking.

1. her phone

2 her perfume

3  hair extensions

4 millions of dollars

5 head phones

6 a giant python guard snake

I pulled  out everything and put it on the black market for sale. But not the snake because it bit me. I will never steal a bag again.