What to do when you meet an Alien ? 

If you are dumbfounded by a UFO landing at your local supermarket and you find yourself face-to-face with a mushroom from Mars these  are instructions to save your skin ! This is what to do : 

Check if it’s an Alien-mushroom , not your sister . Identifying creatures may include : 

1. Big, not human eyes . ( Green) 
2. Mushroom hat . ( red) 
3. poisonous stem if grape colour . 

Next , do not make eye contact or it can cause eye pain or death. Try making a handshake if possible if not a hug . Good impressions may include : 

Hi ! 

Welcome! 

Do you want to try a big mac ? 

Finally , if the alien seems dangerous do this : 

Put some yellow custard on your body . 

If that doesn’t work out I suggest you shout . 

And if that doesn’t work get a year 7 friend to chase them. 

If the instructions don’t work make sure the alien doesn’t feel under threat . 

How to know if you have been abducted by aliens ? 

No memory 

Goldfish died 

No mum or Dad at home 

Cat has been lost