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What to do if you see in Alien 

 

If there may be a time in your life when you meet an alien, read this list of instructions to know how to protect yourself and the alien from any dangers.  the instructions of what to do  if you see An alien Are below.

 

First, You need to check if the alin is actually an alien So you do not upset a 3-year old  in their Wacky wavy inflatable alien costume. If a child makes sure when Mother isn’t around or she will scream at you for inspecting their child.

 

Once you have finished your first point keep about 2.82 m away from it so it’s really sticky goo does not get on your fancy new shoes. If you go any closer it will call the mothership and attack you.

 

Looking at the aliens with a white coat on it will make them think  you are going to experiment on them and if I was an alien i would not want to be experimented on.

 

So if you ever find this creature look back at these instructions so you can be safe Remember the 3 main points of staying 2.82 meters away and checking if it is an alien and never wear a white coat

 

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