What to do if you meet Zeus (the king of gods)

If you ever feel shocked by a weird greeting by a king of gods, read through this and you will know what to do. If a Pegasus has ever landed near your garden and you make eye contact with a Greek god made from the ancient city of Atlantis,Crete, these instructions will save you from your death!

Luckily, no magic equipment is needed. This is what you might do:

1. First check that he really is Zeus and not a kid trying to pretend he is him. Some features of him will include:

A.Very large hair that has not been cut off in a very long time;

1. He will talk in a language that is Ancient Greek;

1. Wears a robe and has a crown that is not suitable for humans;

1. He can read your mind and he can say what you are going to say next;

1. Always brags about, ‘being the king of the gods’.

1.  Next, do not touch him, do not try to high five him and ESPECIALLY DO NOT TRY TO GO FOR A TOUCH WITH YOUR FIST as this can be seen as abuse to him. Try to just make him feel comfortable in the way he is and try to start a conversation with him. Good starters are:

• Hello there
• I’m Jamal 
• What is your name?
• Do you need anything?
• You alright lad?
• I like the robe – did you get it from JD?

1. Finally, if he seems aggressive to you then just do one of these things here:↓

• Shout , ‘ Go back to being alone’;
• Set your pet on them;
• Think about how he used to not be king of the gods and then he will get sad and go back with his Pegasus;
• If you are wearing blue, it will scare Zeus off;
• If all fail, then just RUN.

If you ever do meet Zeus, just do the instructions above and do any other thing if they do not work.Make sure you do not put them under pressure.This can cause an earthquake and can be horrifying.Especially, if Zeus has a sword or any sort of weapons.

How to know if you have been captured by Zeus

• Have you woken up and not been in your home?
• Can you not remember anything?
• Are there marks on your body?
• Are you strapped onto some sort of cloud?
• Do you dream of dreaming?
• Have you got no friends?