On the island of Husbulla,

I heard jokes being told and 

Lots of laughter in the distance

On the island of Tom Cruise,

I saw super stuntmen zooming around on motorbikes

And Tom eating a doughnut covered in sprinkles as lush as unicorn feathers

On the island Ryan Reynolds,

I smelled aftershave as strong as Lynx 

I heard the fans going wild as Wrexham scored a goal

And Ryan dressed as a bankman as cool as a cucumber 

On the island of Daft Punk, 

I touched the Golden Grammy award

And I heard there music blasting My ear. 

On the island of Gordon Ramsey,

I tasted his famous recipes

I competed and won his competition 

and I heard the sound of his fierce angry voice.