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Instructions to find Bikini Bottom

Instructions for finding Bikini Bottom

 

Travel to the magic bikini bottom,

 

On  the crabbypatty mobile this mobile is faster than a rocket. and it will take you to Patrick star and Spongebob and Gary.

 

And you get see sparkling water goldfish    fishmen. 

 

Plus you get to smell the crabpatty and all the fish.

 

And you can hear the relaxing waves in your ears and  the sizzle of a cooker

The Island of Celebrities

On the island of Husbulla,

I heard jokes being told and 

Lots of laughter in the distance

 

On the island of Tom Cruise,

I saw super stuntmen zooming around on motorbikes

And Tom eating a doughnut covered in sprinkles as lush as unicorn feathers

 

On the island Ryan Reynolds,

I smelled aftershave as strong as Lynx 

I heard the fans going wild as Wrexham scored a goal

And Ryan dressed as a bankman as cool as a cucumber 

 

On the island of Daft Punk, 

I touched the Golden Grammy award

And I heard there music blasting My ear. 

 

On the island of Gordon Ramsey,

I tasted his famous recipes

I competed and won his competition 

and I heard the sound of his fierce angry voice.  

 

The Cheetah

 

Logan Paul is exploring an abandoned house, to his surprise he fell through the  floor and found him self in a dark, creepy  basement. Looking around Logan Paul could see the window was boarded up and there was no door, to his horror he found out he was trapped! 

 

To his surprise he slowly turned around to find to pair of orange eyes and a huge, spotty body charged at him with the speed of a lamborghini hurricane!  Terrified and shaking, his body felt numb. Logan Paul was paralised by fear.

 

Logan Paul saw it was a cheetah and it was limping, this didn’t look like an ordinary cheetah. As it came up close it wrapped its belly around Logan Pauls ankle and spoke in a frightened voice saying,  “I need your help”  we need to find the exit.

the golden eagle

The  Golden Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

The golden eagle has a sharp beak,

despite it having a sharp beak it is so fluffy like stuff plushies.

 

In one second it can get, 

Grumpy like an old man with a tree that a is angry all of the time. 

 

BOOM! You can find it on apple tree but not often.  

 

The eyes are as green as emeralds, 

The bite is agonizing pain

the golden eagle

The  Golden Eagle

 

 

 

 

 

The golden eagle has a sharp beak,

despite it having a sharp beak it is so fluffy like stuff plushies.

 

In one second it can get, 

Grumpy like an old man with a tree that a is angry all of the time. 

 

BOOM! You can find it on apple tree but not often.  

 

The eyes are as green as emeralds, 

The bite is agonizing pain

Another dimension

 

Gerard stepped into a world that was filled with original cans of Pringles. There was a can the size of the empire state building one bite   would fill you up it looked like a shop rows and rows of pringles cans gerard spotted a single person stacking  up the pringle cans gerard walks over and said to the man where is everwone go? And whe is this plac filled with pringles ?  my name olli johnson I work here I like working here 

 

Gerard hears something in the distance big loud foot steps in the distance as people crunching pringles gerard turned around he saw a big man with a bushy moustachej a red body and arms can for a legs mad from prigles. The pringles monster starts to run at the boys and olli and gerard bedin to sprint away 

Follow me said gerard olli and gerard ran towards the door and entered however they were not back in the emporium they had entered another dimension 

Through the mysterious door

Through the black door,

 I found so many black sparkling eyes looking at me with a death look 

 

 

 

Through the blue door,

I saw a whale swimming in the ocean,

I felt the freezing water as I went swimming in my blue swimming trunks,

 

Through the green door,

 I saw plants some bad plants and some good plants 

 

Through the turquoise door,

 I saw so many magical things. 

Opening

Once upon a time there was an old abandoned football filed it was called the the Lanreath filed it was wrecked there was a pub next to it and that was called the tipsy cow so i went to that to see if that was wrecked i tried to see but it was to foggy but when i got to it it looked like a world war.