How to trap a Goblin

First, visit the mighty jungles,

where you will find gruffly gorillas giggling 

like a villain figuring out a plan.

Stop at the biggest tree,

and read the writing at the very top.

Stalk the grass trail

until you find a cave.

In the cave,

There will be a path calling your name.

Follow the path,

stomp and listen to how low the echo is and continue.

Do not look at any monsters

and don’t listen to the Gruffalo’s giggle.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Run through the cave deeper,

with some speed boots

that are as fast as a cheetah.

Now get a Goblin

and tie it to a rope,

then tie the rope to a solid, gigantic and steady rock.