Dear Captain Harriet Culpepper,
I am writing this letter to be a member at the skyship Zoolog and be part of the newest adventure. I would like to be part of it because I am a very good traveller and have got lots of different talents to support the journey.

I have noticed that Khojbowala has been searching all skyships to find the explorer Bod Bod. I really want to join the Zoolog and go off on a super adventure.

First, I have always been good at running, because when it was sports day I would get first, second or third. This means that I can run away from danger.

Second, I have the ability to sell sweets at very good prices. As a result of this, they can take their kids here and buy them something and maybe get a good rate (5 stars).

Furthermore, I can be very good at hiding because I would always win hide&seek and if somebody comes I could hide away from them.

Finally, I am really happy to join this because I think that khajbowala may not be a good person. I have talked about this with Squidward and we are both sure that we will watch her carefully.

Please make me part of this amazing journey. I can sleep on the floor , eat a normal amount of food, am healthy and will be very good at working for you.

Your sincerely, Shayan

How to trap a Goblin

First, visit the mighty jungles,

where you will find gruffly gorillas giggling 

like a villain figuring out a plan.

Stop at the biggest tree,

and read the writing at the very top.

Stalk the grass trail

until you find a cave.

In the cave,

There will be a path calling your name.

Follow the path,

stomp and listen to how low the echo is and continue.

Do not look at any monsters

and don’t listen to the Gruffalo’s giggle.

Keep your eyes peeled.

Run through the cave deeper,

with some speed boots

that are as fast as a cheetah.

Now get a Goblin

and tie it to a rope,

then tie the rope to a solid, gigantic and steady rock.

On the Island of Tate,

I saw beautiful brown Bugatti’s

zooming down the strange streets as fast as the speed of light.

On the Island of Electricity,

I heard fast fingers, tapping buttons

And luminous lightning striking down.

On the Island Of Maths,

I found endless equations boggling my brains,

Like a hypnotist trying to take over my mind.

On the Island of Spider man,

I felt wiggly wobbly webs on my back,

Like i am on a bed of cobwebs.

On the Island of School,

I saw teachers happily helping children who were stuck,

While the other children went outside and danced with the cold air.

How to get away from a GENIE

If you see an animal that you have never seen before, read this now and do what it tells you to do. If there is a pot in the middle of your attic. These instructions may save you and get some stuff you need for free.

You’re in luck because you don’t need any object. Your going to need to do:

• First check if it is really a genie pot and not a teapot then it will look weird when your parents come. You might need to know:

A. stripes around it and patterns.

B. Talking straight away.

C. staring at it when it comes out.

D. stand still for respect.

2. Next, don’t look down, try tying your shoelace or drop something on the floor and get it if you don’t, it means you’re going to break the pot. Try speaking calmly and normally maybe like this:

• HI.
• I am bob.
• Nice to meet you.
• Would you like some tea and biscuits?
• What are you up to?
• I like the pot. Did you get it from tescos?

3. Finally, if the Genie seems a bit off then:

• Scream “I wish that you go where you were found!”;
• Tell baba to get the slipper out;
• Daydream about a pizza with sauce dripping and cheese stretching;
• If it gives 1 wish it’s a bad genie.
• If none of these work, SLOWLY WALK AWAY.

If you find a Genie you’ll need to remember the instructions. Make sure you don’t make it hurt you. The consequences could be really bad.It will be really bad if they have a bubblegum poisoner in their hair.

Find out if you’re in the real world or in the pot.

• Did you wake up in a blue striped room?
• Is there a blue pillow under your head?
• Are you sleeping on the floor?
• Did you dream of having tea?

Dear Groot,

I am writing this letter to persuade you to get back to your family and leave the galaxy.

My first point is that everyone there tells you what to do and your parents are very worried about you. They think they are stronger than you and I know what you really need. Have you not seen every battle you win they get all of the credit? Also isn’t it that everyone forgets about you , only remembers the others and talks about them.

I have figured that you have not seen your real home and family for quite a few years. You are really a strong man. But you can’t live life without family! You’re a very young hero and need to see your home and spend a few years having some quality time with your brothers and sisters.

Furthermore, have you thought about how angry your parents would be ,Mr and Mrs.Tree must have been waiting for a long time. I would rather you go now before they get sad.

To summarise, why be afraid to go and visit your own family. Get back on that plane, go home and meet your parents! While you’re there the others will be in danger you won’t. You`re not going to get hurt at all.

Yours zooming – Rocket

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Muhammad was very tired having to keep watch; the Lion didn’t wake up. Outside, there was talking. Inside, were shadows of 4 big people with AK47s and reloading. He knew it was the military and needed to do something. Muhammad tapped the lion and put his arm out saying sshh and wait; the Lions claws were sharp and ready. There was a leader chatting to the people; the Lion roared silently; Muhammad pulled out his inhaler.

Tiptoeing to the back getting his shoes dirty, Muhammad stopped and put his arm out. Carefully, they hid in a dirty, dusty and old closet putting some stinky clothes on themselves. Now if they opened the closet they would see a pile of clothes they thought.

At that moment, the door fell, it was as loud as a bird tweeting. They! Were! In! There was a silent second of somebody being so nosy. Flash lights took over from the shadow ; boots stomping ; the military had started this game. Putting his eye in the little gap at the front he quickly looked back. Muhammad was tired and fell safely on the Lions soft fur. They were going to be in the closet for a long time.

45 minutes later the guards left. It was morning now and, a new day, the Lion mouthed to Muhammad. Now he has just remembered he had to get back to the upsidedown. A place to get the Lion back to his family where she is safe.

Muhammad might just have known what to do. Maybe the upsidown is upsidown and to get there you need to go to the 10th tree in Seenary forest and enter it. He checked his wound and was still not better and was very weak. The Seenary forest would be miles away tho. He didn’t know if he would get there. 

Muhammad also needed to get home but that he could not change. He had to get to the upsidown. Only the sun could see the 2 figures, a young boy and a Lion strolling around. They were crossing the road avoiding shops, trapped in a game of chess.

Outside, The wind blows like a leaf falling off a tree. Inside, Muhammad ran around the warehouse looking for a hiding spot. Glass shattered on the floor , wood burned with coal trying to escape and the chairs were sleeping.To his horror, he saw the widows shut and the doors closed. HE WAS TRAPPED!!!

Behind him, stood the man with a silver pistol in his hands.Muhammad was confused and worried. Until something roared as powerful as a rocket launch. There was a big horrifying shadow, 4 fierce legs and 10 sharp teeth. Its shiny red eyes flew in front of Muhammad and opened his mouth glaring at the man.

It was massive. Massive and Goldy yellow. At that moment Muhammad finally found out that he was standing next to a Lion! It ran through the man like a buffalo and roared proudly. Muhammad didn’t know what to do as he just glared at the man flying. Muhammad was worried and grateful.

The Lion looked behind and fell on the floor. He saw that he was harmed. A pile of blood and glass dripping all over his back. He was shy and scared because he had never seen or been next to such a big Lion before. He was feeling very warm and hurt watching the redness grow and drip.

They looked at each other and Muhammad knew he needed to do something. The afraidness had started to leave his body and took a step forward. The Lion crawled a bit forward as well and quietly roared, his mouth slowly opened and started to lick Muhammad softly. His eyes opened like an earthquake beginning. He saw friendship and peace.

Then the most confusing thing ever happened,he spoke! A silent voice coming from below. It was a voice of glass and metal.”Your my only hope, please,” he worriedly cried.

“We must work together to find the upsidedown.

Muhammad looked at the Lion, his smile going up like he knew what the Lion said. He knew that he couldn’t say no to keep this huge Lion safe.

“They are coming to watch you back,” informed the Lion, “ We better hide fast.”

Half an hour later, Muhammad and the Lion had been strolling around the old house by ballbround alley. No one went there. There was a rumor that if you say Lion 3 times Ghost will haunt you for the rest of your life. He was watching the bikers cycle around. The Lion went to the corner and slept. Muhammad looked after him.