Always take apples on your quest in case a 

Doctor gets in your way.

Never carry a bow on your voyage, as evil

Elves always chase people with arrow shooters.

Beware of cannons for perilous pirates will

Try to draw you into their ship,to sell you

For gold coins.

Finding a donkey on your quest is essential

For you to carry your supplies, as donkeys are 

extremely strong.

Never hike in the mountains because eagles, which

 Are as fast as jets, might make nests and if 

They have, they will attack.

Avoid forests if you can but if you

 Can’t then throw at least one spare apple

As far away from you as you can, so 

That the stallions will be thrown of your scent.