Advice for your journey.

Always carry an axe as the night whisperers are always watching.

Beanstalks are deadly, so don’t touch them.

Take a camera in case you come across a code or password.

Dragons are friendly at first but if you annoy one you’re done for.

Carry an emergency kit, containing plasters, bandages and wipes, in case you get attacked by a blood thirsty elf.

Do not fly to the giant’s lair or he will trap you there forever.

Collect gems; they may come in handy if you are lost.

Walk slowly across hills for the goblins are lurking.

Iguanas are impossible to defeat so don’t make trouble with them.

Jewels are cursed ; if you touch one, you will shift universes and live in a simulation.

Kangaroos will comfort you if you are scared or sad.

Lakes are safe to swim in however whatever you do, DON’T drink from them as you will hyperventilate.

Beware of monsters with green eyes as they will follow you on your way home.

Night beasts are usually hiding inside shops so only go in in emergencies.

Orange tea is deadly so don’t drink it.

Always accept poison potions from people with teapot heads as they may come in handy if you encounter a ghome.

If you get stuck in quicksand; stay calm or you will hear whispers calling your name with your own voice.

Rivers are deeper than the pacifier so don’t even think about stepping foot in one.

If you spot a spider that only has 7 legs, run.

Trolls patrol the maps however they are easy to beat in a fight.

Unicorns are extremely common to see, despite the fact that everything is trying to eat them all the time.