Dear captain harriet culpepper,

I am writing to apply for a job on the skyship as a crew member.I hope you have a vacancy for a 35 yr old willing to work and has many qualifications and past experience.

I have always been good at piloting ships,this means that I can drive the boat;if needed I can take over for the captain.

My qualifications include my GCSEs(in good cooking super easy)which means i can cook anything,i have also passed my SATs,(ship and travel tests)so i’m capable of driving any vehicle,however i failed my NVGAS(never very good at slaying) which means i can kill dragons.

Many of my qualifications come from previous experience,piloting boats,cooking in a 5 star restaurant and many more fabulous things such as being a good spy and sneaky assassin.

Please consider me for a role as a crew member as I can work hard,sleep on deck or not sleep at all.

Yours sincerely,edward teach

P.S i will bring my several dogs to protect our ship.