Dear captain culpepper

I am writing to you today to apply for a job on your skyship. I hope you have an open spot for a talented boy like me.

Firstly, I am a tcm [trained combat marine]to protect the crew. I have completed my Thai,boxing,taekwondo, aikido and kung **.

Secondly, I am really good at making weapons. If you want to hire me I could make you whatever weapon you want.

**rthermore, I am a tmc [trained masterchef] . If anyone comes on the ship I could grant them with some nice food.

Please consider my application because I could really help out and I could be a good friend.

Yours sincerely 

Olly