Explorers handy book 

This particular handbook will tell you all the key elements to bring when you are going to explore your destination . It will also explain which predators  to avoid and which may help. 

A-D

Beware of ancient trails , because there might be  slithering souring  snakes escorting their majesty for an exclusive five star dinner . However the advanced smooth road called the beanstalk the beautiful bright road . Crazy cursed rails beam colours as soon as four trains pass by . Dragons scales scatter across vehicles,yachts and homes as he ploughs through streets and feasts .

                                                                                 E-H

Evil fairies scatter poisonous elves to take over the planet . Flying footballs floating calmly over the chaos that had been created by the humans and producers of robots going crazy . Growth spells are performed and animals turn into giants . Hearts fire spreading across the roads . 

M-P                                                                      

Rainbow monkeys jumping lamppost to lamppost screaming and shouting to each other. Never ending life mixtures being prepared by nasty maids . Ogar ore being dug out by  operation managers one by one . Pegasuses  flying around like crazy around mars in the matter of seconds . 

                                                                                 Q-T

Quests being said to a quadrillion Oompa loompas individually . Ravens point to being haunted and magical. The shrinking spell gets you smaller and smaller watch time you perform the trick . Trolls escaping from cages as scientists and the whole laboratorium going psycho . 

                                                                                 U-X

Unicorns fed by owners whilst racing . Visitation spells being spread by jolly witches . wizards losing their power whilst mushrooms receive them . X-ray vision being given out to rich people as they go out . 

                                                                                  Y-Z

Yetis being abducted as zombies are going to extinction