6 THINGS IN A DWARFS KNAPSACK

A portable bed (made from the most comfortable bed sheets) so that you never have to be stiff in the bed ever again.

A flying sandwich (made from the finest ingredients) never again will you have to taste the other bitter food.

An infinite flushing toilet ( made from the most terrific marble) and you never have to smell that disgusting scent again.

A threat detecting toilet ( that has the most finest security) so you can never worry about being robbed ever again.

A massive giraffe so then you never have to see 

a treacherous deceiving stairs again.

An infinite teleporter that will

teleport you anywhere you wish or desire.