Dear Sir, I’m writing to inform you about the upcoming events on the

local calendar. There is some dead good things in the pipeline. First, they started a procession through the entire town, consisting of a wide variety of well good contributions. Anyone involved shouldn’t get in the way of the crowds or there will be an stinking

great row. The mayor judged in the best baby competition,however it was a bit funny. While that is happening, you can get yourself down into Mr Chippy’s

and let’s get some food. After that, there’ll be a dance display in the town square. If you are up for it, please stand back so you don’t get yourself in the way. If you’re still up for it after all that carry on then the

market will be open all day. Finally, the firework display will be held in Prince’s epic Park at

exactly six. We hope you all have a brilliant time.

See ya there!

Bob