Dear Sir, 

I am writing to inform you about the upcoming events on the local calendar. There is some amazing things that have been planned.

First, there will be a procession through the town, consisting of a wide variety of incredible contributions. Anyone involved must not get in the way of the crowds or there will be a big argument. The mayor will judge the best baby competition. While that is happening go to Mr Chippys and get something to eat.

After that, there will be a dance display in the town square. If you are there, please stand back so you do not get yourself in the way. If you’re still up for it after that carry on because the market will be open all afternoon.

Finally, the firework display will be held in Prince’s Park at exactly six. We hope you all have a brilliant time.

We will see you when you go.

Billy Bob Kramer