Have you just lost your dream job? We are currently on the search for a strong-willed, tough and fierce candidate who could defeat the Omrang (a carnivorous human eating plant). We will be offering a whopping seventy thousand pounds and a bed and breakfast service for two whole years!

Information about the Omrang:

The Omrang is a deadly species that is closely related to the Venus Fly Trap. It grows to a huge height of thirty feet but its teeth are usually found about one metre long when measured from its gums. To defeat the Omrang the skills you will need are: the ability to ride a bucking bronco (for longer than five minutes), be able to shoot an apple in mid-air with a bow and arrow and to fly on the back of an oversized wasp. Only Some people can attempt this quest with enough training. Be careful as the Omrang may be hungry. It could swallow you up before you can get a chance to scream.

Don’t miss this opportunity! Only the right person could defeat the Omrang so only apply if you think you are that person, we wish you the best of luck and hope that you survive this quest.