Do you not want to go to war against the savage Barloins (our enemy village)? Even though you don’t want to fight, do you want to protect our village, so that you are not a failure to your family? Are you specially trained in sufo-kong (the martial arts form for strange beasts)? Are you bored of sitting in your armchair and doing nothing all day? Well, then read on!
Our village has a tradition that we have to serve our family right, by going into battle or working as a knight. If you do not do either, then you are rejected and burnt at the stake. From a young age, you have learnt the art of channelling the power of the fire dragon. Now that you have these abilities, we need you to help us!
We have been attacked by banshees, from the east side of the mountains. Scarlet-red blood melts from their pupils, into the iris, hypnotising those brave enough to gaze into them. They come down from the eerie sky, their voices screeching in the wind. These banshees eat little children, shedding no pity nor guilt towards the heartbroken mothers.
This is where YOU come in. We need your skills to save our idyllic and perfect village from the devious and ruthless banshees. You must be able to defeat any animal, from the Wip-Wam Fly to the almighty Fire Dragon, and have the intelligence of our entire village combined! It is a difficult task but comes with a great reward, including the following:
- Towers of shimmering gold
- You will become ‘Chief of Protection and Safety’ of our village.
- Free banquets by your door
- The ability to boast about it to your much stronger older brothers
- Land that goes on for miles.
Don’t miss this opportunity! Call us at 09987978536363637849606 or just go to the end of our village, and turn right to our tent.
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