Wanted-urgently-a wife for

Henry VIII

Are you currently seeking a husband? Do you have the expertise in royal life? Do you want to have a majestic marriage? If so, here’s the one for you.

We are searching for a princess that is loyal, patient, forgiving and will agree with mostly everything. First, imagine becoming the queen of England and ruling the United Kingdom along side your husband. Furthermore, we will guarantee royal clothes, expensive jewellery, and the best in the country. Our unimaginable offer includes becoming famous and touring the world. If successful, you will have a coronation, wedding and become the queen.

Don’t miss this opportunity of a lifetime! Grab this chance, apply now and live your dreams.

If you feel that this is the job for you,

You will be expected to:

• Travel to the United Kingdom
• Marry our King
• Give him a MALE heir
• Go along with everything we say

In return we will offer:

• Servants
• Money
• A husband

(clothes, jewellery and food)

So, if you would like all of this

Please come to England

Small Print

(there’s a slight chance you could get you head chopped off)