Wanted – urgently- a wife for King Henry VIII

Are you currently seeking a husband? Do you have the expertise to read and write, and do some sport? Do you want to be the richest woman in England?  If so, read on.

We are seeking a foreign beautiful woman, who can be patient and able to have a baby (but it has to be a boy). First, imagine becoming a royal Queen and being as rich as ever.

If you feel like this opportunity is for you. You will be expected to:

• Have a wedding
• Play tennis
• Have manners
• Be kind

In return we will reward you with:

• The fanciest dresses
• The money to be rich
• Jewels
• Palaces
• Holiday to your choice

You are guaranteed the protection of the best soldiers in England.

If you are interested in being the wife of King Henry please apply NOW!!!

YOU MIGHT GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF!