I’d like you to imagine being a hamster running on a hamster wheel, never dying from exhaustion.

I’d like you to hold this hamster as it looks at you very curiously, knowing that it’s going to have a fun time with you.

I’d like you to make this hamster, your hamster.

Now please fill in this survey:

Is it true that your hamster has been to Hawaii?
Does your hamster have its own water bottle?
Will your hamster win an oscar?
Has your hamster ever been to the streets of Tokyo?
Does your hamster help you with your homework?
Is your hamster a bookworm?
Will your hamster be famous?
Is your hamster the next best gamer?
If your hamster leaves, will it bring you with it?
What is your hamster’s favourite meal?
Has your hamster ever been to Los Angeles?
Does your hamster have its own go-kart?
Will your hamster get its driving licence?
Does your hamster like grilled cheese?
Has your hamster ever been on a hike?
Will your hamster be the next best cook?
What is your hamster’s worst enemy – a rat, dogs or even a spider?
Does your hamster make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Would it rather a Twix bar over a Snickers bar?
Does your hamster ride on toy trains?
What is your hamster’s best friend – a lynx, a rat or maybe even you?