I’d like you to imagine the most tasty bacon in the world. I’d like you to hold this piece of bacon in your mind.
I’d like you to call this piece of bacon, your bacon.
Now please fill in this survey:
Has your bacon ever eaten ni the sky?
Has your bacon ever had a drivers licence?
When did your bacon go ot Paris?
Did your bacon ever eat another bacon?
Is your bacon one in a million?
Has your bacon ever worked at a hairdressers? What’s your bacon’s favourite film?
Does your bacon support Man City? Is your bacon famous?
When does your bacon go to school?

Is your bacon a singer?