I’d like you to hold this newspaper in your hand reading the facts and fictional stories and have the attention a pan would get when being used to cook the sizzling egg soon being served to the most formal customers. Id like you to call this newspaper, your newspaper. Now please fill in this survey:

Can your newspaper change colour?

Can your newspaper fly?

Does your newspaper write itself?

Does your newspaper have a name?

Is your newspaper a fact or a fiction, or perhaps a non-fiction?

Has your newspaper ride a push bike?

Does your newspaper sneeze when cooking up a homemade pie?

Does your newspaper like pineapple on pizza?

Does your newspaper go to school and graduate?

Does your newspaper grow hair?

Does your newspaper put fuel in a diesel?

Does your newspaper go to the hairdressers every saturday?

Has your newspaper ever done homework before?

Does your newspaper have legs and arms?

Does your news paper work out?