I’d like you to hold this seagull in your mind that draws attention to you as if it is an honey-orange butterfly or even the sky-candle staring at every move you do.

I would like you to embrace this seagull like your hugging your huge, fluffy teddy bear sitting there, amazed by your cuddles.

Now I want you to respond to these easy and quick questions:

Does your seagull have golden feet?

Does your seagull hold a passport?

Has your seagull ever stolen from your purse?

Is it true your seagull owns Louis Vuitton?

Has your seagull ever said a word?

Does your seagull have money?

Has your seagull ever gone shopping for you?

Does your seagull own a shop?

Is it true your seagull also owns Blackpool Sealife?

Is it true your seagull is in Finding Dory?

Has your seagull ever worn earrings?

Has your seagull signed up for Real Madrid FC?

Does your seagull drive a car?

Has it ever flown over the ocean during a thunderstorm?

Is it true it has a religion?

What does it do at midnight?

If your seagull had a voice box what would it say?