The cow that jumped over the moon

I’d like you to imagine a cow, 

but not your ordinary cow, 

Your cow

I’d like you to picture this cow and CONCENTRATE!

Keep it in your mind like you would a promise from your mum and dad…

Now please fill in the survey:

Does your cow prefer white or black?

How well does your cow know the rhyme ‘hey diddle diddle’?

Did your cow win the most beautiful cow at the fair?

What is its normal purchase semi-skimmed or full fat?

What is your cow’s octave range?

Is your cow a Liverpool fan or a… c… i… t… y … fan?

Does your cow live in a barn or a field?

Has your cow been to that place were we did that thing underneath you know next to them people?

Is your cow an appropriate age to cry when hungry?

When was the last time your cow had a chocolate cake with a coffee drizzle and a hazelnut swirl with a vanilla and sprinkle filling?

Is it true?

Can I too be friends with your cow?

Can I too hold it in my mind like an untold promise desperate to be told? 

Can I?