I met a girl called mozzarella she was very stringy and thin 

Just like a glorious warm pie.

Her hair was all cheese. 

Her fingers were made of crust.

On her teeth she had a mouldy string of cheese from leftover pizza.

I met a girl called Pepperami.

She was spicy and hot.

She was hotter than a chilli pepper.

Her mouth was on fire just like a dragon.

Pepperami had ham as her fingers 

She looked like a horrifying alien from area 51

I met a 2 headed pizza man.

He looked very scary.

His head was as round as pizza crust.

And his over head was made out of stringy pizza.

But don’t forget about his stinky old breath 

He has the smell of rotten cheese yuck!!!