I met a girl called lettuce

Her skin was as green as a plants leaves

Her hair was flowing like lettuce in the waving wind

And her hands were Green like a green pepper,and felt like lettuce!

While she was walking i saw a lettuce phone peeking out of her pocket,It was a lettuce 15.

On the way home i met  guy called flower,

He was as thin as a flower stump and his face Was shaped like a dandelion

His hands were like little green leaves

And his hair was flowing like petals in the wind.

Sat at mcdonalds i saw a guy called mr krabs

His hands were crab claws and it pinched me!

He kept on saying ‘ooh money money’ it was annoying

HIs eyes were as long as the Statue of liberty

The Skin was as red as a red pepper.