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If I were invisible!

These are things that I would do if I were invisible.

Step  1. Creep up and eat lots of chocolate.                                                                                                                  Step 2. Go to bed very late every night.                                                                                                                      Step 3. Do anything I like because people can’t see me.                                                                                            Step 4. Watch films I can’t normally watch  like ‘Wednesday’.                                                                                Step 5. Play as many video games I want to play.                                                                                                      Step 6. Go on holiday on an aeroplane without tickets.                                                                                            Step 7. See a musical and go to the cinema as many times as possible.                                                                Step 8. Stay in bed and sleep in and stay in my pyjamas all day.

These are the best things about being invisible.

 

Being invisible is fun

Right, where shall I start? I will sneak into the cinema showing the new Matilda musical film and being invisible I won’t have to pay for my popcorn!  That’s what being invisible is all about (doing whatever whenever you want.) The movie was great and now I need to jazz up a bit by sneaking into a roller disco in all my super-duper, cool gear. That was so fun but I fell over a bit (a lot). I might steal somebody’s slush puppy while I have got the chance. TASTY!!! I feel tired and am going to sleep well tonight.

The Invisible Curse

One weird day I woke up in the morning and did the old stuff that I always do, but I noticed I had a curse that made me invisible! But I noticed again that I have an advantage to anything I want because nothing can see me. So I went to school. But I saw my bully, I didn’t like him so I did a prank.
I stole his book and put it in the girls toilet! Now he  can’t do any more work. He was fuming at everyone apart from me, like another bully had bullied him.
But after school I got back to normal. And I noticed he was being nice!
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Postcard from the King

Dear Elodie,

                   I am writing to inform you that my royal feet are too COLD to go to the coronation. I am asking if you would step in for me. I will tell you everything you need to know. First thing is not to look down, otherwise you will get a serious injury (the crown is heavy).Next you have to wear special clothes.You also have to learn how to do a coronation and how to be in the royal family. After my feet warm up I will have to do the coronation. 

 

From, 

 

The King

Teacher’s Secret Box

I went into my teacher’s cupboard and I found a small box. It had some sort of rainbow circle inside it. I put my hand inside and I saw so many things, here is a list… 1. Lots of pegs! 2. Lollipops 3. A kitten! 4. Clothes 5. Makeup 6. A trophy! So I took a peg and pressed it…suddenly a swarm of kittens and puppies came running at me! I didn’t know what to do so I gave some out to my classmates before the teacher came back! We hid them in our backpacks and took them home. BYE!

My best 24 Hours

In my last 24 hours I will:

  • invite my friends to join in all the fun;
  • watch all the Harry Potter movies back-to-back;
  • go to an exciting theme park;
  • have a hair styling experience so I look my best;
  • play with my gorgeous sausage dog;
  • do loads of artistic crafts;
  • bake a 3 layered cake with rainbow sprinkles, caramel butter cream and loads of other toppings (and eat it);
  • make a milkshake with all my favourite chocolate bars;
  • invite my family and friends to a disco party; and
  • get a cool phone and message everyone to wish them well

Vegetable Invasion

Dear readers,

It all began when an alien left something behind in 1960.

In a farm a flying saucer left a vegetable in the hay!!! Two farmers found a vegetable in the hay. They brought the vegetable in a house and the vegetable turned into a MONSTER!!!

The next day more vegetables were found!!! Then they turned into monsters!!! Then, vegetables ruled the WORLD!!! 

You are now looking at the most wicked vegetable in the world!!! If you look at the vegetable’s eye for a second it will turn you into a cucumber!!! GO, RUN AWAY…FAST!!! 

The amazing GoldWater 300 Machine

Wow, so much gold! How can you get all that shiny gold? Get your gold with the one and only brilliant GoldWater 3000 machine! Where do you buy it? Amazon of course. This wonderful, amazing machine currently costs only £785.05. You only need tap water to put into the machine, press the button on the bottom left of the machine and HEY PRESTO … gold, gold, gold! Sell it, keep it, do any thing with it except from hitting the machine with the gold because that would make me and my team offended and break your machine. Batteries sold separately.

Rules for a Happy Life

These are the rules for a happy life.                                                                                                                            Rule 1. Bake a cake for your best  friend once a week.                                                                                            Rule 2. An hour at the playground every day.                                                                                                            Rule 3. Colour a colourful rainbow every Sunday.                                                                                                    Rule 4. Play card games with your grandparents.                                                                                                      Rule 5. Reading in bed for half an hour with my parents.
Rule 6. Go on a holiday twice a year.                                                                                                                        Rule 7. Go to the skate park to have some fun with your friends on your scooter.                                              Rule 8.  Cuddling your pet is very important.
Rule 9. Saying hello to your teacher every single morning.
Rule 10. Eating all your fruit and vegetables to be healthy.
Rule 11. Sleep at least 10 hours a day.

 

 

The Prime Minister’s Messages

Hi Mum, on Wednesday I am doing a speech about wild monkeys in front of lots of people in the local area and I’m nervous. What shall I do?

Not now Bernard, you always talk about monkeys.

Do I?

Yes. You have a really bad memory!

Sorry Mum, I didn’t mean to bother you at all.

It’s okay dear, I was being a bit mean. I actually should be the person saying sorry. It’s nearly your bedtime so you should be going to bed soon! Oh, I forgot to say, everybody is scared sometimes. So, don’t worry.

Thanks Mum.

Goodnight.