Dear school,
I am going to MARS!!! If you can’t find your guinea pigs, I got them in my guinea pig rocket.
My imaginary rocket runs on toothpaste and vanilla ice cream that will freeze your brain if you eat too much!!!! Right now, I am loading my rocket with your guinea pigs. When I put all the guinea pigs inside my rocket, I will give them delicious, creamy ICE CREAM!!! I will bring my own Lego and video games to Mars. I will talk to aliens too. The guinea pigs are starving!!! Gotta go now!!!!!!!!
BYE!!! BYE!!!
A trip to Mars
Dear King Charles III,
I am writing to you because I am going to Mars next week! I am taking a trip to Mars so I can see if aliens live there.
I am Captain Natasha and on our trip I need to check that our rocket is safe. The food that we will bring with us are healthy snacks so we don’t get sick.
The journey is going to take about a year or so! We will explore Mars and if we see any aliens we will ask them if we can have some Mars rock to take home.
See you in 2025!
From your friend,
Captain Natasha
STARLIGHT – The Lonely Bear
Once there was a bear called Starlight who was lonely, I mean the loneliest bear in the WORLD! Starlight always sat in the wood thinking deeply and thoughtfully about why he had no friends, not even one at all. But that night Starlight pray to God and said “God, please give me a friend or I will die!” Then he went to bed straight away. When he woke up, he heard the birds singing beautifully, he closed his eyes and imagined he was walking with his new friends, they were singing songs and chatting happily. However, when he opened his eyes, he realised that it was just a dream. Could he ever find a real best friend?
THE END
Dear Fellow Earthlings
Dear Fellow Earthlings,
I have to leave earth to go to Mars. I am incredibly sad to be leaving you all but a MARSelous adventure and facilities await me!
Facilities on MARS include:
. Acrobatic Pets
. Slug Soup
. Flying Toilets
. Slime Rivers
. Walking swimming pools
. Poo Plants
I will be having a party to say ‘farewell’ at 7PM earth time. I hope you can all make it! There will be Vanilla Sponge cake, Apple Juice and a Chocolate Fountain with strawberries to dip. Yum! You cannot miss it! It’s going to be EPIC!!!
See you there Earth Peops!
The Adventurer
Shakespeare’s Goldfish
Shakespeare was lonely. He longed for a friend. He decided he would get a goldfish! So one sunny summer’s day, he went out to get one from the local petshop. But, when he arrived, there were no goldfish left! He thought someone had stolen them, so he went to the riverbank and got a goldfish from there instead. He looked in his pocket and happily found a jar, he popped the fish with some water into the jar and went home. Shakespeare felt elated, he named his fish Ariel who inspired him to write his next play called The Tempest!
The recipe for a happy life
Here is an accurate recipe for a happy life.
The most important ingredient is a sprinkle of jollyness. If you are jolly and never angry or grumpy, you will have a better life than grumpy people. That is the first ingredient.
The second ingredient is a drop of kindness. It will earn you awards like special badges or medals.
The third ingredient is a splat of politeness. I once got a magazine from a please and thank you.
The fourth ingredient is a spoon of listening. It helps in your learning.
Finally your recipe is now done. Please remember it.
My recipe for a happy life
To kick off, take a large mixing bowl, and stir in a 100g of football with a round of bullets from my Nerf gun. Then strum in three large tablespoons of electric guitar, beat in 300ml of break dance moves and mix well together. Leave to rise for an hour. Next get a skateboard and Heelflip in strawberries ten times. Finally, add a good helping of Nintendo and cook for a Fortnite. Once cooked, remove from the oven, dust with icing sugar and sprinkle with Haribo Starmix. Serve in slices, with lemon sorbet and enjoy with my family and friends.
‘C’ below for the ingredient of a happy life
1. Caramel waffles: Put them on top of a cup and wait till it melts and then wait for the moment of truth. They are so delicious because of the caramel flavour. Caramel tastes like chocolate and honey at the same time.
2. Computer games: They are so marvellous. Here are some examples that I like: Pokemon (sword) and Minecraft (one block sky block).
3.Cake: you devour cake down . It is so scrumptious! When I say scrumptious I mean it is really out of this world.
A recipe for a happy life
My recipe for a great life … You will need a huge bowl! Start with a pinch of comical TV then add a teaspoon of junk food. Whisk in some restful sleep, a heap of fun and a cupful of a happy home. Now, add in a load of time to chill. Using your scales measure out and add 100g of interesting school. Carefully fold in a love of dogs, a large pool for your garden, a house full of style and lots of love and caring friends. Bake for 30 minutes in a warm oven. Enjoy your fantastic life!
The ogre that moved in next door
One day, an ogre moved in next door. He smelt like a rotten egg and looked like a warty avocado.
From my bedroom window, I could see him playing with a burst beachball. I think it popped on his spiky nose!
Then he threw it at my window! I ran down to speak to him but he couldn’t understand me at all. So I decided to invite him into my garden, but I didn’t realise that it was a bad idea.
As soon as he came in, he broke every toy in there and made lots of holes with his sharp toenails.
When my mum came home she said “what is this mess?” I was grounded for the next month (apart from school).
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