To kick off, take a large  mixing bowl, and stir in a 100g of football with a round of bullets from my Nerf gun.  Then strum in three large tablespoons of electric guitar, beat in 300ml of break dance moves and mix well together.  Leave to rise for an hour.  Next get a skateboard and Heelflip in strawberries ten times.  Finally, add a good helping of Nintendo and cook for a Fortnite.  Once cooked, remove from the oven, dust with icing sugar and sprinkle with Haribo Starmix.  Serve in slices, with lemon sorbet and enjoy with my family and friends.