To kick off, take a large  mixing bowl, and stir in a 100g of football with a round of bullets from my Nerf gun.  Then strum in three large tablespoons of electric guitar, beat in 300ml of break dance moves and mix well together.  Leave to rise for an hour.  Next get a skateboard and Heelflip in strawberries ten times.  Finally, add a good helping of Nintendo and cook for a Fortnite.  Once cooked, remove from the oven, dust with icing sugar and sprinkle with Haribo Starmix.  Serve in slices, with lemon sorbet and enjoy with my family and friends.

When I woke up, something felt different.  I didn’t feel myself, maybe it was because I had slept funny or had been in a bad dream. I touched my leg and it was very hairy.  I touched my other leg and that was very hairy too.  Then to my surprise, I suddenly realised I didn’t have just two hairy legs but eight hairy legs and no arms.  My body was fury and as black as night with bright red spots like my Daddy’s socks.  I was sitting in the middle of a sticky, shiny, sparkly web.“ AAARRRGGGHH!’’ I loudly screamed. I had turned into an enormous spider.

When I woke up, something felt different.  I didn’t feel myself, maybe it was because I had slept funny or had been in a bad dream. I touched my leg and it was very hairy.  I touched my other leg and that was very hairy too.  Then to my surprise, I suddenly realised I didn’t have just two hairy legs but eight hairy legs and no arms.  My body was fury and as black as night with bright red spots like my Daddy’s socks.  I was sitting in the middle of a sticky, shiny, sparkly web.“ AAARRRGGGHH!’’ I loudly screamed. I had turned into an enormous spider.

For Sale: The Hansel and Gretel House

This magical house with four bedrooms and two bathrooms is situated in a peaceful location, in the middle of an enchanted forest.  There is a stream made of fizzy lemonade, which ripples past the house and a lovely candy cane pathway leading up to the front door.

The house is made of delicious gingerbread and so is the roof.  At the very top of the house, sits a huge strawberry cake chimney with red and green candles dotted around it. Running across the roof, stands many luscious, swirly multicoloured lollipops, and white icing that looks like snow.  Sprinkled all over the outside of the house and stuck into the gingerbread are large sugar coated jelly tots.