When I woke up, something felt different.  I didn’t feel myself, maybe it was because I had slept funny or had been in a bad dream. I touched my leg and it was very hairy.  I touched my other leg and that was very hairy too.  Then to my surprise, I suddenly realised I didn’t have just two hairy legs but eight hairy legs and no arms.  My body was fury and as black as night with bright red spots like my Daddy’s socks.  I was sitting in the middle of a sticky, shiny, sparkly web.“ AAARRRGGGHH!’’ I loudly screamed. I had turned into an enormous spider.