Dear Fellow Earthlings,

I have to leave earth to go to Mars. I am incredibly sad to be leaving you all but a MARSelous adventure and facilities await me!

Facilities on MARS include:

. Acrobatic Pets

. Slug Soup

. Flying Toilets

. Slime Rivers

. Walking swimming pools

. Poo Plants

I will be having a party to say ‘farewell’ at 7PM earth time. I hope you can all make it! There will be Vanilla Sponge cake, Apple Juice and a Chocolate Fountain with strawberries to dip. Yum! You cannot miss it! It’s going to be EPIC!!!

See you there Earth Peops!

The Adventurer