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Dragon Dilemma On 9 News

“This is breaking news folks! A dragon was discovered at the back of a school in Melbourne, Victoria. It is reported that the dragon has been hiding out in the trees surrounding the school. The dragon is extremely dangerous and therefore, the headmaster has done nothing about it. There are lots of complaints from student’s parents about the safety of the school with a fire breathing monster nearby.”

“If you do not remove the dragon soon, I will be forced to sue you.”

“Well that’s all for now with the dragon problem, now it’s time for the weather with Joe.”

Enclosed: A Very Serious Complaint

To the house owner,

I am writing to complain about the variety of foods you have. I mean, you don’t expect me to survive on just mouldy cheese and bread crumbs right? Get me something more rank appropriate like caviar or cake. You can’t expect me to live on pizza crusts, that’s way below my dignity! My cousin’s place serves so much better food. They serve raspberries! I was so disappointed to see that you had not put any truly delicious foods in the cupboard after I complained last time! If you don’t change this repulsive food I will make sure you get a bad rating when I leave!

Sincerely, Clementine Cargill

Enclosed: A Very Serious Complaint

To the house owner,

I am writing to complain about the variety of foods you have. I mean, you don’t expect me to survive on just mouldy cheese and bread crumbs right? Get me something more rank appropriate like caviar or cake. You can’t expect me to live on pizza crusts, that’s way below my dignity! My cousin’s place serves so much better food. They serve raspberries! I was so disappointed to see that you had not put any truly delicious foods in the cupboard after I complained last time! If you don’t change this repulsive food I will make sure you get a bad rating when I leave!

Sincerely, Clementine Cargill

Buy my SISTER!

 

ROUND UP ROUND UP! Come buy a 7-year old sister (Nicole).Only $33.00! Completed with built-in stories and smooth hair. You won’t want to miss out on Nicole she has great imagination for getting out of trouble but she is a bit shy. Nicole is a lovely breed, fully housetrained and not annoying at all!

If Nicole does get annoying just give her an iPad with games and problem solved. It would be better if there is no other children in the house, so come to The SIS’ and buy her. All items must go! Limited addition!

AND SOLD… TO JOHN!

sale! emo girl mega bargain

Come get her limited time only, emo girl on sale now. Comes complete with box dye for her hair and very emo, gothic clothes.

 

Now you might not want an emo girl but she is a thurbreed, fully housetrained, not annoying at all. You won’t even know she’s there literally if you supply her with a computer she will stay in her room the whole day.

 

Her name is Cordelia rose ball but when you buy her you can name her whatever you want. So come down to 100 Word Street if you want her.

    Warning ts and cs apply

selling Millie

TODAY WE WILL BE SELLING A  Golden hair girl 12 year old social media fashionista. You don’t want to miss out on Millie she takes a long time doing her hair and it still looks like a rats nest so I suggest that you do her hair if she lets you. She will be your pride a joy you won’t see her as she’s doing dance that won’t cost you like $180 dollars a dance but don’t worry she only lives on cumbers and salt so buy her now and don’t miss out she’s only $32.05 buy her now! Sold.

Paul For Sale

Selling a Paul for $1

Job : master butcher there are only a few in Australia!

He is very good at cooking meat and roasts.

He will block up your house full of barbeques.

And all of the dogs in your neighbourhood will run to his feet and lick his boots because he will have meet stuck to his boot and you will never hear the end of the licking.

If you would like a very rude smelly old farting never home dad. This is your sine to get the Paul.

Still only $1 so by now.

Dragon spotted in wales.

Hello and welcome back to 9News.

We have sightings of a large red dragon that has been burning crops and destroying villages in south-west wales. People are told to stay home and keep out of its way as it could become a danger to mankind. The military are tracking it down, not to kill it but put it out of harm’s way as it could become dangerous for humans and itself. It was last sighted flying over a small county called Haverfordwest, boiling the river cleddau and scorching the trees.

Try stay safe. Thankyou.

That’s all from me today folks.

Dragon Dilemma on 7 News

“Breaking news! A dragon was spotted earlier this morning near a school in Melbourne, Victoria! Good morning, I’m Wilford Brimley and I’d like to talk to you for a few minutes about this mysterious spotting of dragons. The dragon seen was identified as a ‘Hungarian Horntail’ by professional dragon-spotters, and has remained in its spot behind the school since this morning at 8:15am. “

“This beast is quite dangerous indeed for the safety of the students, and shall be escorted by dragon-removers instantly,” remarked the headmaster of the school.

Well folks, now it’ll be over to Jake for the weather.

Alistair’s letter to Hamilton

Dear Hamilton,

I am writing to inform you that I do not think much of your selection of cheeses. Just last night, I snuck into the fridge and saw that you had only tasty cheese. This cannot go on. I request that you buy aged gouda or, if you must, Greek feta. And while we are on the topic of food, how about some more expensive dinners? I mean, baked beans? Really? How about some caviar, or lobster. Even roasted turkey would do the trick. So please, sir, when you are getting food, think about the mice.

Sincerely, Alistair Albrecht.