Dear Hamilton,

I am writing to inform you that I do not think much of your selection of cheeses. Just last night, I snuck into the fridge and saw that you had only tasty cheese. This cannot go on. I request that you buy aged gouda or, if you must, Greek feta. And while we are on the topic of food, how about some more expensive dinners? I mean, baked beans? Really? How about some caviar, or lobster. Even roasted turkey would do the trick. So please, sir, when you are getting food, think about the mice.

Sincerely, Alistair Albrecht.