Do not miss out on an exciting special offer! If you feel lonely and you want someone to talk to, or play with, then you’re in luck because we’ve got the ultimate chatterbox for sale. Everybody must want a loud, funny, very talkative, energetic sister, right? She also gives lots of surprise tickles, plays a very loud trombone (very good at two notes over and over again) and comes with a free massive hairy tarantula (cage not included) and lots of messy playdoh. Get bidding quickly now because we only have one sister to sell. No bid is too low.
The Day I Met A Bear!
I remember that day well! We were on holiday and decided to go camping in the Canadian Forest near Thunder Bay. We pitched our tents in a clearing in-between some trees by the lake.
We decided to collect some wood for the campfire when we heard a rustling noise behind our tents. I stopped what I was doing and froze. Behind the bush I could see a big brown ball of fur. It was a bear! Help!
I screamed to let my parents know not to come close. What next? What should I do? I was still frozen but didn’t have much time as the bear was walking into camp. I had 2 minutes to think and climbed up a tree to escape the bear.
The bear then camp into camp sniffed around the tents and eventually wandered off. What a lucky escape!
Surprise note
Hi my darling daughter,
Sorry if this note seems dramatic but you don’t need to feel alarmed, we are just in the garden. Daddy’s watering the plants and Mummy’s reading the Times newspaper. We have made this fun for you because we want you to enjoy your life. We have hidden the keys to the garden, and you have to scavenger hunt around the house to find them! If you succeed, we will give you a triple chocolate cookie. You have fifteen minutes to find them. Here’s a clue, think random not obvious.
From your loving parents Mummy and Daddy
Walking the plank
Yay, it’s an exciting non-school uniform day at school, I thought to myself. I bet all my friends will dress up as a treasure hunting, fearless, pirate like me. As I walk through the school gates without looking at what anybody was wearing I said in my best booming pirate voice, “hi me hearties, my name is Sophiaaar!” Uh oh, the non-school uniform day is tomorrow. Everybody (wearing normal boring uniform) stared at me and laughed at me like I was crazy! I felt embarrassed wearing my best swashbuckling pirate outfit. I better go change before the headteacher sees me…
Wiki – The Wollowmahog
Wollowmahog’s can be found in tropical rainforests in the Amazon. Wollowmahog’s only eat one type of food which are pineapples. The noise the Wollowmahog makes is a grunting sound which can scare lots of birds all around the rainforest from far distance.
The Wollowmahog has a purple and blue skin, its legs are fluffy, the feet are panda feet and it has red stripe on the top of its head, in between its third eye. Another way you can recognise the Wollowmahog is that is has five stubby legs and so when it walks it has a hobble.
There are only 20 Wollowmahogs left in the world!
An Act of Kindness
I entered into my Swimming Gala last weekend at my local pool. I felt very nervous as it was my first swimming competition and there were lots of people in the changing rooms. While I was waiting I met an older girl called Roxanna who had participated at many competitions before and she was much older than me.
Roxanna helped show me where to go, explained about the start buzzer and when to line up for my race. She made me feel less nervous because she was so kind to me.
Roxanna came first in her 50m Butterfly race and I came second in the 25m Backstroke race. I was so elated as it was my first race and I hope to do many more.
Help I don’t feel well, to all humans out there!
To all the humans out there, I am planet Earth and I need to write to you urgently.
You are destroying me!
Please plant more trees to help me breathe and turn off your car engines as I am choking. Stop digging large holes you are scarring me and it hurts.
You all need to tidy me up and stop putting rubbish into my seas, rivers and oceans to look after all the living creatures that live on me.
When I die, you will die too, so look after me! I am sorry to write this but time is running out as I have a temperature and don’t feel very well so please read my words carefully.
Best wishes,
Mrs Planet Earth
Welcome to Lily the Ladybirds Lively Circus!
Roll up Roll up, come to see Lily the Ladybird flying on the trapeze. Barry Beetle playing the drums with Craig and his singing crickets.
There will be a juggling act by Woody the Woodlouse and a marching band with Adam and his army of ants. For those who want to stay late after dark, come to see Gavin the Glow Worm and his fabulous fire flies.
All hosted by Clive the Centipede on the night of 20th May at eight o’clock.
See you there!
Advice for the King
Dear King Charles III,
I wanted to give you some advice now that you are King.
Firstly everybody needs more holidays, so we can relax. Also at school we need to have more science lessons so we can be really good scientists and save our planet!
On your birthday it would be a nice thought if you gave all your subjects a present so they are happy. Everyone should receive a 50p Coronation coin, if they behave.
Lastly, please let 10 families live in the Royal Palace for a week.
Thank you very much. From your loyal subject.
If I were invisible!
These are things that I would do if I were invisible.
Step 1. Creep up and eat lots of chocolate. Step 2. Go to bed very late every night. Step 3. Do anything I like because people can’t see me. Step 4. Watch films I can’t normally watch like ‘Wednesday’. Step 5. Play as many video games I want to play. Step 6. Go on holiday on an aeroplane without tickets. Step 7. See a musical and go to the cinema as many times as possible. Step 8. Stay in bed and sleep in and stay in my pyjamas all day.
These are the best things about being invisible.
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