Sister for sale

Do not miss out on an exciting special offer! If you feel lonely and you want someone to talk to, or play with, then you’re in luck because we’ve got the ultimate chatterbox for sale. Everybody must want a loud, funny, very talkative, energetic sister, right? She also gives lots of surprise tickles, plays a very loud trombone (very good at two notes over and over again) and comes with a free massive hairy tarantula (cage not included) and lots of messy playdoh. Get bidding quickly now because we only have one sister to sell. No bid is too low.

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