Dragon hunting advert

Are you desperate for employment? Do you have the skills to become a dragon hunter? Are you the most skilled being in the land? If so, read on…

If you want to apply for this job of a lifetime you will have to:

Travel to our helpless village

Seek out the dangerous beast

Slay the beast

Or make sure it never comes back!

If you succeed, you will win:

A massive mansion that comes with a pool

A big sack of diamonds, annually

Your very own army of servants to look after you

Magical potion ingredients

So are you interested? Yes? Great then! If you want to apply come to the Stone Mountain and leave a message, or call 91678 DRAGON and call us!

So what are you waiting for???!!!

PS: you must be 18+ to apply.

A paw? A body? Something strange? I gazed at the unknown animal in awe and fear. All of a sudden, I noticed something. It made a noise. A meow more like. It was a cat! Shona screamed and hid behind a bush. “W-what …is that?!” The look on her face suggested that she had never seen a cat before. Suddenly, just as I was about to say something, the cat did something. It glowed! A warm golden glow. “ What’s it doing?” Shona questioned.” I don’t actually know. But it feels nice. Sort of tingly. “ I added. I laughed as the beautiful golden cat rubbed against my tired leg. I stared closely. “Wait! Its leg looks like it’s hurt! “

Shona, whose tail was slipping and sliding behind her, hurried herself into a huge storeroom full of chests and barrels and rifled around for what she was looking for. Hair standing on end, she rushed back to Emily as soon as she had found what she was searching for. Emily raised her eyebrows in surprise as Shona slivered past her at the strange thing she had found. Shona slid onto the filthy floor and held out the catnip to the purring ginger cat. Slowly, she enticed it onto the deck and it disappeared down the stairs.

“Get the pillow ready!” Shouted Emily at me. I slivered off immediately. What was Emily thinking? Didn’t she know this bizarre creature could scratch us at any minute or escape when we weren’t looking? “It can sleep and eat on the pillow!” Emily yelled. So nevertheless, I pulled myself together and rushed off to the storeroom to get a pillow.

6 things found in a sphinx’s backpack

A pouch of audacious dust, made with tears of a phoenix, to keep me bold and brave.

An orange, flaming torch, made from sun power, so I don’t get lost in dark caves.

A leather flask, containing magical medicine, to heal venomous snake wounds.

A beautiful red dragon, with piercing eyes to travel far distances.

A colourful pocket, that has an endless supply of sphinx food, in case I get hungry.

Water from a sparkling spring, with a drop of positivity, for luck.

The golden dragon

 The mysterious dragon pauses for a moment,

gazing at it’s fiery breath in the sparkling pool of water.

It’s ruby,scaly tail curls menacingly around a wide pit

of marvellous glimmering treasure.

It has been awakened from it’s endless slumber and is now

in fury, gasping for revenge.

It’s beady, green eyes reflecting the brave, bold hero as

it puffs out swirls of dark smoke out it’s fiery nostrils.

The hero raises her aqua, diamond sword and aims a swishing

hit. As she does so the golden dragon raises a claw and…

SLASH! She is dead.