Dragon hunting advert

Are you desperate for employment? Do you have the skills to become a dragon hunter? Are you the most skilled being in the land? If so, read on…

If you want to apply for this job of a lifetime you will have to:

Travel to our helpless village

Seek out the dangerous beast

Slay the beast

Or make sure it never comes back!

If you succeed, you will win:

A massive mansion that comes with a pool

A big sack of diamonds, annually

Your very own army of servants to look after you

Magical potion ingredients

So are you interested? Yes? Great then! If you want to apply come to the Stone Mountain and leave a message, or call 91678 DRAGON and call us!

So what are you waiting for???!!!

PS: you must be 18+ to apply.