I’ve never played in a football match with Cristialno Ronald but I have played at the harriers coaching sessions on a Saturday. I’ve never driven in a Lamborghini but I have driven in our small, toy electric BMW round my street. I’ve never swam in the Atlantic Ocean but I have swam in the pool at my villa in Florida. I’ve never visited Antarctica but I have visited the Island of Cyprus. I’ve never landed a rocket on the moon but I have made a rocket out of cardboard in school.

I’ve never played my guitar in a concert but I have practiced Hall of Fame in my bedroom. I’ve never made a working car but I have unscrewed and screwed a toy tractor together. I’ve never drank a cocktail on a luxury holiday but I have drank a McDonald’s milkshake while watching a film. I’ve never seen a Tyrannosaurus Rex eat a live goat but I have watched a cow eat a chunk of grass. I’ve never electrocuted but I have been electric shocked while jumping on my trampoline.

I want to paint 

Gorgeous Gazelles Galloping through a gracious, green field. I want to paint a Lion Leaping at it’s luxurious prey. I want to paint a Dragon deafening the citizens of Denmark with it’s roar. I want to paint a kangaroo carrying its baby in it’s pouch. I want to paint a silly sausage sizzling and spitting on a boiling hot barbecue.

I want to paint a plant swaying in the wind like a shirt on a washing line in the garden. I want to paint a lazy lizard lounging like a lady on a lilo. I want to paint King Kong punching Godzilla like a wrestler fighting in a ring. I want to paint a Knights armour shining like a pirate’s golden tooth.

I want to paint a cyan, four armed monkey creating a poster about a purple banana. I want to paint an orange cucumber being consumed by a red cow. I want to paint a green dog chasing a pink stick. I want to paint a donkey digesting a bit of dog toy. I want to paint a red bird running through the house trying to catch a colossal carrot shaped worm.