Dear Herobrine,

I am writing to persuade you to quit your tiring life as a superhero and become an amazing supervillain.

My first point is that you can’t stop working as a hero as you need to always be ready to help others but as a villain you only work when you want to and can take as many brakes as you want to.

I would also like to argue that your powerful superpowers are much better suited for being a grate supervillain than for being a superhero.

Furthermore, I am concerned that you are not getting payed nearly as much as you should for saving so many people from deaths grip but as a villain you are payed handsomely for the smallest of deeds so you can live in comfort instead of living in that old apartment that you have rented for so long.

To build on this concern I would like to note that everyone is still scared of you even when you save them and you never get the respect you deserve but when you’re a villain everyone congratulates you for your amazing robbery’s.

I would like to point out that as a hero you never get as much attention as the other hero’s but as a villain your name will be the headline of every newspaper.

Some people claim that you could simply ask the government for more money this would not work as they would just give you a pat on the back and send you out the door.

Although some people suggest all of these solutions, we believe that the only way to get a better pay is to become a powerful supervillain and work alongside the best of the best in the criminal underworld.

However, if the government do somehow catch you they will take your powers from you and give it to a high bidder but if this did happen we would have every criminal bidding for your powers and helping you escape from the hands of the government so you should not be scared of anything to do with being a villain. 

Alternatively, if you are just held in the super prison that sits on shark island we will just have a weak criminal swich spots with you setting you free but some people will say we won’t find someone to swap spots with you.

This is not correct because we would give this person a large sum of money for their help I this operation.

The main reason for this is you will be the best villain in the universe and would likely prop up the crime worlds trade.

We believe this because your superpowers are the best for crime that we have ever seen.

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Outside, the dark rainy sky flashed as the lightning struck, Inside Jhon scuttled inside the old abandoned warehouse To find a place to hide, old fishing nets lay littered on the rotted dock, rusted nails sit discarded on the building side and old crab nets lined the walls to his dismay he could not find another exit he was trapped. No way out.

Standing Infront of him, the scary man laughed at the doorway, a musket shining in his hands Jhon cowered…

…but that same moment, something growled, angrier than a bull charging. Out of a dark cage not one but two massive furry fists, in a flash of brown and a slash of white something barged in between Jhon and the man.

It was huge and brown. Soon Jhon had realised he was standing next to a huge grizzly bear. It stood on its hind legs and roared. At that time Jhon felt like concrete not able to move paralyzed by fear.

The bear turned toward Jhon and sat down next to him, resting its head on a crab net. He could tell it was extremely hurt. A scar ran along its back. He had never seen such a huge animal. He could smell rotted greenery as he watched its claws retract.

They stood and stared into one another’s eyes Jhon felt as if the bear was studying him. But he started not to feel fear towards the bear and put out his hand. The bear leaned forward and smelled him. Then it hugged him softly. Its eyes boiled like a kettle but Jhon could only see kindness and sadness.

It was at that moment that the bear spoke. A deep and strong voice that seemed to spring from the depths of hell itself. It was a voice of rock, fire and wind. ” you need to help me now!” The bear said desperately “we must find the doorway.”

Jhon stared in disbelieve, his head nodding like he knew what was happening. At that moment he decided to protect this bear with his life. “they will come back again” whispered the bear “so I must run!”

Only half an hour later they had snuck by the streets, down to the old timber yard in fray lane. No one had gone there in years it was suppose to be haunted. But Jhon never cared as he often stayed there during the day and watched the fish flop on the shore. The bear found some sawdust in a conner and fell asleep well Jhon watch

Elephant, elephant,

why do you swing your trunk

With such violence?

Elephant, elephant, 

Why do you have such

Large – legs.

Elephant, elephant,

How does your ears Hang so low?

Elephant, Elephant,

Why do you hide in such Large

stampedes at the Suns rise?

Elephant, Elephant,

How do you leave Such big footprints

On the hard dirt?

Elephant, Elephant,

Why do live with so Little water? Why 

Don’t you move to The rivers?