What a disaster!

A family want to have a barbecue.”I’m going to buy some meat at the market, you three set up the barbecue,”says the mom. The mum went to the market and the dad and the children set up the barbecue. The dad was lighting up the barbecue, when one of the children bumped into the dad. The match that has the fire on it fell to the ground and the lawn was on fire! The dad was shocked, and he took his children onto the road while the fire spread into the house. The mum came back and screamed at the dad while the house burned to the ground.

                                        The Letter

Dear Headmaster,

I wrote this letter to you, to tell you that banning playtime from students is wrong. Every single student now wants to have their play time back.

Banning playtime is very wrong because children couldn’t get sunlight, release their energy and exercise. By doing this, the children will not behave or sit still in the classroom because they didn’t get to run around. And it will cause your teachers to be stressed, shout and lose their voices.

Everyone in the school is stressed now so will you please stop banning playtime from innocent children like us? Please consider this idea.

From,

Every student in the school.

                                                Earth’s Last Warning to Humans!

Dear humans,

I wrote this letter to tell you that I’m not impressed with how you treat me.You foolish humans are poisoning me!How dare you, you pollute my oceans and rivers, chop down my forests and hunt down my animals. I was the one who gave you life, clean water and a place you to live in.Now, is this how you pay me back? This is my last and final warning to you.  You’d better clean my seas and rivers, plant more trees and respect animal lives if you don’t, I’m going to get rid of your race!

P.S. You will die painfully.

From,

Mother Earth.

The Ginger Bread House for Sale!

                                                    The Ginger Bread House for Sale!

This house is on top of a hill in Europe.

The house’s front door is made of a enormous chocolate bar from Switzerland which you can lick before you go into the house. Inside, there are 3 bedrooms.The walls are made from white chocolate and the beds are made from cotton candy that you can eat while sleeping. Most of the furniture is made from chocolate but the water in the tap is fizzy drink.The toilet seat is made from chocolate rocks glued together to make a seat. The foods are sprouted up from the ground for you to eat. This house is sold for twenty-two million pounds.

                                                              The Book Of Recipes

Wrote by In Dolor on the moon.This book is written in 1BC in Octengen which is a province on the moon.This book includes how to make Bionic Barf, Rock doughnuts, Snot ice cream and hair cream.

This book is super old and it is also written in Lingua.It is discovered on the moon’s surface by the Artemis space ship in 1997 .It will be exhibit here until the tenth of March because we have to return it to the Linguans since they want  their property back.

         Hi I’m Chappy the goldfish,Shakespeare’s pet. I know lots of you admire the S guy(I called him that because he is very evil ) but he is very evil inside.Every day he sings and writes plays all day long and when he can’t think of anything he likes to pick me out of the water and let me struggle to breath on the ground.Once I called him an annoying  git and he got really mad and threatened that he would make me into fish sauce.The next day, I was eating algae then the S guy threw me into the loo seat then flush me down and he thought I died …

     Silly    Excuses by me

  “Why did you come to school late?” Mr Bread.

    “Well because an elephant stepped on my bike,”I said.

“Why do you smell?”asked Mr Bread.

“I got into a whale’s stomach and saliva flow on  me,”I said.

“Where is your homework?”asked Mr Bread.

“My brother ate it for breakfast,” I said.

“Where is your exercise book?” asked Mr Bread

“My grandma burned it for the pig’s funeral,” I said.

Where is the class fish?asked Mr Bread.

“It died yesterday because of shock, we put it in the match box then buried it and pay our final respect,” I said .

                                                             Selling Hogwarts

Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry.It is on the Scottish alps and it is near  a  big lake(that has a giant squid in it) plus a few canoes. The castle is large and ancient.This castle has pictures hanging on the wall can talk, stairs that moves and common rooms that has a picture guarding it and if you don’t have the password you can’t enter.There are many tall towers, dungeons and a gigantic dining hall.Next to the castle, there is a forest a.k.a the forbidden forest full of magical creatures.You can also buy some magical artifacts such as the diadem of Ravenclaw, the sword of Gryffindor and  the cup of Hufflepuff. The prize is five thousand millions.

I’m a pretty brave squirrel.By the way I’m called Nico  and  I’m a boy squirrel. I have a best friend called Uno.

One day me and Uno were running in the woods happily.

Then we heard an owl “Hoot, I’m gonna eat you ” it said as it soared in the air.

“Let’s run we can take shelter at the hallow tree” I said.From here we could see the tree we were close.I was going to look at Uno but I heard a scream .From that moment, I knew it was Uno’s scream.I thought that he was eaten .Gone forever erased from the Earth.I am planning for revenge.