Hi I’m Chappy the goldfish,Shakespeare’s pet. I know lots of you admire the S guy(I called him that because he is very evil ) but he is very evil inside.Every day he sings and writes plays all day long and when he can’t think of anything he likes to pick me out of the water and let me struggle to breath on the ground.Once I called him an annoying  git and he got really mad and threatened that he would make me into fish sauce.The next day, I was eating algae then the S guy threw me into the loo seat then flush me down and he thought I died …