Shakespeare’s fabulous goldfish
Hi I’m William Shakespeare’s goldfish. Well I can’t talk but I can imagine myself writing this text.
I swim in a bowl all day because I need to stay underwater. Shakespeare fed me once too much
so now I’m fat! Every single day I wished I wasn’t fat so I can find my goldfish girlfriend and I’m
mad at him now. I don’t have a friend because I’m all alone in my bowl. Well at least the decorations
are my friends but they can’t swim like me. I don’t brush my teeth because it’s near my throat.