Silly    Excuses by me

  “Why did you come to school late?” Mr Bread.

    “Well because an elephant stepped on my bike,”I said.

“Why do you smell?”asked Mr Bread.

“I got into a whale’s stomach and saliva flow on  me,”I said.

“Where is your homework?”asked Mr Bread.

“My brother ate it for breakfast,” I said.

“Where is your exercise book?” asked Mr Bread

“My grandma burned it for the pig’s funeral,” I said.

Where is the class fish?asked Mr Bread.

“It died yesterday because of shock, we put it in the match box then buried it and pay our final respect,” I said .