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I don’t have homework because…
“How dare you! You have detention!” “But Miss,” I interrupt, “you’re just not listening! You see I was on my way to the bus stop this morning and I was checking my homework, when a sudden whoosh of a snow storm hit me! And I dropped it, then out of nowhere, a stray lioness pounced and it prodded all over my homework with its mucky paws! Then it’s cub came running towards me, my life flashed before my eyes and I just had to run! Then I ran all the way and I was just in time for the bus.”
The Glam Behind Spiders
I don’t know why people hate spiders so much, I actually think we should be jealous! Have you ever seen inside a spiders plug hole? Hm I thought so, you’re gonna wish you have!
They are so glamorous, with shiny chandeliers and massive spider sized TVs, wow they’re just fabulous! And if you look up close, you’ll see the tiny top hats and designer coats on the hooks with the lady’s fabulous designer handbags. I bet you wish you’ve seen one now!
Dear Neighbour, From Mouse!
Dear Neighbour,
I’m not impressed! You haven’t been leaving out my favourite cheese! I bet you were doing this hoping I’d die off, well, guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m in here, starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me!
Please, please, leave out my cheddar cheese, you’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come in to the kitchen for dinner! Also I’ve noticed the hole in the skirting board getting smaller day by day, are you TRYING to trap me?
Oh and also, keep the noise down!
From Mouse.
Dear Neighbour, From Mouse!
Dear Neighbour,
I’m not impressed! You haven’t been leaving out my favourite cheese! I bet you were doing this hoping I’d die off, well, guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m in here, starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me!
Please, please, leave out my cheddar cheese, you’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come in to the kitchen for dinner! Also I’ve noticed the hole in the skirting board getting smaller day by day, are you TRYING to trap me?
Oh and also, keep the noise down!
From Mouse.
Dear Neighbour, From Mouse
Dear Neighbour,
I’m not impressed! You haven’t been leaving out my favourite cheese! I bet you were doing this hoping I’d die off, well, guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m in here, starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me!
Please, please, leave out my cheddar cheese, you’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come in to the kitchen for dinner! Also I’ve noticed the hole in the skirting board getting smaller day by day, are you TRYING to trap me?
Oh and also, keep the noise down!
From Mouse.
Dear Neighbour, from Mouse!
Dear Neighbour,
I am not impressed! You have not been leaving out my favourite cheese!I bet you were doing this hoping I would die off, well guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m down here starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me.
Please, please leave out my cheddar cheese! You’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come up to your kitchen table for dinner! Also, I’ve noticed that the hole in the skirting board is getting smaller each week, are you TRYING to trap me?
Oh, and also, KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!
From Mouse.
In Paul The Whale’s Belly
This is Charlotte, she’s in a whale’s belly. How’d she get here? Let me explain.
She was at the beach with her boyfriend, Tobias, when she went for a surf. She was out, having lots of fun, when she fell off. She was never very good at surfing, but it was still her favourite thing to do.
After she fell, she heard a gurgling sound, “hi I’m Paul.” She let out a horrible screech, a giant whale. She tried her hardest to swim really, really fast, but she wasn’t fast enough! “I’m really hungry, you know.” uh oh, GULP! Then darkness.
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