Dear Neighbour,

I am not impressed! You have not been leaving out my favourite cheese!I bet you were doing this hoping I would die off, well guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m down here starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me.

Please, please leave out my cheddar cheese! You’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come up to your kitchen table for dinner! Also, I’ve noticed that the hole in the skirting board is getting smaller each week, are you TRYING to trap me?

Oh, and also, KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!

From Mouse.