Dear Neighbour,

I’m not impressed! You haven’t been leaving out my favourite cheese! I bet you were doing this hoping I’d die off, well, guess what, I HAVEN’T! I’m in here, starving and I just can’t believe you’d ever neglect me!

Please, please, leave out my cheddar cheese, you’ll be my best friend! If you don’t, I’ll have to come in to the kitchen for dinner! Also I’ve noticed the hole in the skirting board getting smaller day by day, are you TRYING to trap me?

Oh and also, keep the noise down!

From Mouse.