The plativ is an exclusive form of insect that has only recently been discovered. Is one in a kind abilities and features makes it illustrious and loved within the insect community.We know you will be longing to find one but how do you know when you’ve seen it?

IT is similar to most creatures in the aspect that it has 6 feet ,wings and its appearance is similar to that of a beetle. But what separates it from being a normal bug is the fact that is feet are equipped with botulinum , which is a lethal poison that can kill you with just a drop of it.

It can fly up to speeds of 70 mph for 4 hours non stop.It has skin in dark colours and is patterned with different styles.You cannot hide from them as they have the ability to sneak under doors and squeeze through even the most minnecule of spaces. They do not attack unless they are startled or frightened and their skin begins to glow a deadly green.

Take the strength of Mount Kilimanjaro in the summer

And the delicacy of a Kobe Beef.

Peel the forest-green skin of a avocado 

And find every shade of a colour palette .

Whisk in the acrobaticness of a dancer

And the strength to run 100 miles

And the balance of a feather .

Simmer as long as it takes a snail to slither across the planet

And Sumatran Rhinos to become a memory. 

Stir with a bee stinger

And the speed of a Koenigsegg .

Serve this Ballon d’or winning recipe

And sprinkle on gold dust.

Go and open the blue door, 

Maybe there is a blue topaz gem necklace , elegant wrapped around the queens neck,

Or waves in the ocean violently rushing over a surfer ,

Or  a dozen blueberries topping off thin,savoury crepes .

Go and open the yellow door ,

Maybe there is caution tape , blocking off a murder scene to the public,

Or a rubber ducky squeaking in a newborn babies’ bathtub

Or a violent wasp, stinging the citizens of Manchester

Go and open the purple door,

Maybe lavender is being grown in the yard,

Accompanied by blooming violets

Or the galaxy all around the room

Go and open the red door,

Maybe there is a Manchester United fan in their red kit,

And a red rose in a Man’s pocket, 

Or a juicy strawberry , exploding with flavour.

Go and open the green door ,

Maybe there is a 4 leaf clover , making your day

And a tongue burning jalapeno in your food,

Or a piece of broccoli in your sunday roast  .

This topic has been discussed everywhere and we are just sharing our opinion.Recently, dragons have been everywhere and have infiltrated our privacy which makes this such an important topic to discuss.

Hundreds, probably millions of people think dragons should be perished due to the harm they can cause the community and the amount of animals they have eaten and this can lead to us rationing and eating less. Also, they have been known to have caused mass destruction to buildings and could especially harm tall buildings such as skyscrapers, hotels and large workplaces. To add to the pile of reasons. , they also have been spotted carrying humans away from their homes.

In the contrasting eye, many civilians believe that dragons could be very useful and could help in building the future. Gwen Babatunde ( a local civilian ) reported to us that yesterday, a nature dragon had helped her retrieve her purse( which was stolen by a robber).

Wanted-Desperately-’A Dragon Slayer’

Are you jobless and are in need of work? Are you an experienced dragon slayer? Do you want to get worldwide fame and respect not to mention many priceless treasures?

If this is you, look right here.

We are requiring the finest of dragon hunters to assist us in our battle to finally sleep safely away from the repulsive  creatures that roam our roads. First imagine being known as ‘ The person who single-handedly  saved a town’ and your story passed down generations ? Furthermore , our offer still extends as we also will also create you a villa with everything you could ever ask for.

Our once in a lifetime deal provides you with  the ability to take anything you want anytime , any where , and free of charge. We  also offer you the most elegant of carriages . Additionally we offer you with a breakfast of cinnamon crepes topped with ice-cream and strawberry syrup and an Oreo milkshake. If completed , you will be known as the dragon hunter of the decade and you will be instantly accepted into the ‘Five’ which is a group of advanced dragon hunters. 

Don’t turn down this spectacular opportunity never seen before! Take the job , sign up and live a fantasy.