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Chocano island

Chocano island


Are your children bored to death?
Have you ever seen a chocolate volcano?
Are you miserable and sad?

If so, come and visit Chocano island.
Chocano island gives all your needs, as well as happiness, excited stay and a warm, cozy cottage.
Jobs are open, the current list is,
-Postman, £5 per hour.
-Cruise staff, £11 per hour.
-Stocker, £7.
-Janitor (for cottages), £12 per hour.

Have the enjoyment for life in the new estates coming to Chocano island in 2026.
New comers get 65% off for the whole month of november.

Pricing at: www.chocano.com/visit

Unicorn in Alaska

We are interrupting this programme with some reports of a unicorn in the great cave of Alaska. Residents described it as a purple body, green legs and white horn.

Residents were amazed by how beautiful it was. The police said “Thanks unicorn” because it stopped robbers.

The Timeflower

The Timeflower is like a clockwise, clicking, clock, every year the Timeflower renews it vines to spread them out. The roots dig into the soil like a bird digging for worms and it is as soft a cake. The stem sprouts out like a popping mole. The petals hang as bent as a slide. The petals look like they have been poured with majestic red food coloring, the yawn is protecting the secret stash of pollen.

Junk-flowers

Junk-flowers

Junk-flower’s stems are like a green plastic straw that you get at subway.
Junk-flower’s pollen are as wet and yellow as ear wax swimming out of your ears.
Junk-flower’s brown autumn petals are as smelly as dog’s waste.
Junk-flower’s roots are as black as oil.

The Emporium

The magical emporium   

Come to our magical emporium play go karts buy are amazing toy racing cars and try are races with racing car   there customized you pick what you can chose color it any color up to red blue lime green also you can customize your shoes and take them home for free take a goat cart home Aswell for free  you chose your Coler of your goat cart today buy tickets of magicalemporium’gimail.com 

Mysterious museum FM

Do you like history? If you said yes then you need to come to the mysterious museum where you will find some astonishing things.

the magical mysterious await! Yes, we do offer:

  •  mysterious bones from different creatures
  • magical food and plates.
  • life changing opportunity’s.

for 1 day 9am to 9pm you can get things for free so hop to our shop to visit now for a treat.

  •  3 wishes for free
  • anything you can think of (1 thing only)

chapter 2 -new world

Chapter 2 – New world

 

“Don’t touch THE BOOK !”  shouted the crooked man

Oliver had to get that book. It was so addicting. 

The next day, running as fast as he could into the emporium, opened the book and BAM ! 

“Where am I ?” Oliver said in a scared voice. A cave man came running up to Oliver “Meow ** re pezzo” said the Caveman “I mio nome jeff” 

“Uh… what now?” Oliver exclaimed. Oliver had no idea what he was saying. 

“Aiuto! Aiuto! Aiuto! Aiuto! Aiuto!”. What kind of place is this?

The half hidden emporium

Chapter 2-The Warning 

 ¨My name is David Lovell,” he shouted, trying to get something out of the cupboard, ”Do you like my shop?” Luke had no clue on what to say so he nodded and had a smile on his face. Mr Lovell smiled back as well. ¨You are free to look around the shop but don’t touch anything!¨ Mr Lovell said, ¨I have a fact for you , you are the first person ever to enter this shop.¨  

Luke didn’t really mind if he was the person or the last person in the shop but he did feel a bit special about it. There were a lot of different kinds of stuff in the shop like a tiger’s mane. Luke really wanted to touch the things on the shelf but he thought he had to listen to Mr Lovell’s advice. Luke looked around the shop around the shop and saw Mr Lovell was in a different room cleaning so Luke ran over to the dragon horn but when he was running he knocked over the lion’s mane and it smashed but when it smashed it sucked Luke into a different world and he saw Mr Lovell next to him.¨Where are we?¨ Luke said.

Where underwater where the lion was killed all because of you. I saw that you were running and I knew that you were going to knock something off the shelf and the lion’s mane is the worst one to knock off as it transports us to where it died.¨ Mr Lovell explained, looking annoyed. 

Luke was so angry with himself and he thought that he shouldn’t have gone inside the shop. Luke thought I should have listened to my mum and should not have gone into the shop.   

 

Creature spotted in local town-Finley and Melody

Last month, 65 BC (April), reports were erupting at news stations in Pompeii of a Hydra climbing out the volcano. Local citizen Nelly Goodall (32) has seen the the Hydra first.

Nelly Goodall who was eating her tea heard a hiss coming from the volcano and could see from her window it was a Hydra. "While i was eating my fish and chips, I couldn't believe my eyes nit stared into my soul!!." Nelly reported looking visibly terrified. "I ran upstairs and hid in my wardrobe." The furore was heard by many locals but Nelly was the only eye-witness.

Pompeii police have told many people to be careful when strolling in Pompeii and to report any sightings or strange noises. Local hydraologists, Dr. Pepper she will try and find some info to get rid of this unholy beast before it's to powerful everybody help.

Breaking News Kraken Spotted

John gates the monster hunter.

We are interrupting this program because yesterday afternoon a local fisherman near the Norfolk sea saw large tentacles dragging large and small fishing boats into the sea. And other reports are coming from other country’s like Canada the USA and China.

This is what the eyed witness said "the thing was large pulling boats into the sea I was terrified I ran to get someone when we got back it was gone".

We are sending out the military boats to take care of it no one panic and just don't go fishing in the sea.